clarainclara:

I see no lies here

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electriccenturies:

how can you possibly think this man isnt worth interviewing he is a national treasure i tell you

stylinsoney:

luxurycruisinglarry:

In Europe they don’t say “I love you” they say “chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash” and I think that’s beautiful

confirmed

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

5 days ago WITH 507,185 notes VIA beautiful-awkwardness (Source: cuntakinte)

wearing these during sex

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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