sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
It’s National Annoy Squidward day
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
An action film.
With a female lead.
Played by Scarlett Johanssen
With no love interest.
And Morgan Freeman.
I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.
I knew NOTHING of this movie until five minutes ago and that is a CRIME because I NEED IT
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
This was at the Michigan concert lol
LMAAAO, she forreal started recording them
she is one of us.
when your bestfriend replaces u
what the hell is going on
come find out